Sweet Lee is going a little insane. She claims it's cabin fever. It's not. She's definitely insane. You can tell just by looking at her. Here's a pic of her from this morning, plotting our day.  Did I tell you my all time favourite thing she did? I watched her sweep the kitchen floor using a broom and a long-handled dustpan. Tres cool. Funny? Not very. Unusual? For Lee, very. Anyway, the strange part came when she went to sweep the dirt into the dustpan. As she maneuvered the dustpan into position, she lifted the pan about an inch off the floor, Then she swept the dirt under the dustpan! And then she emptied the empty dustpan into the garbage! See? Proof positive that she's insane.
Here's more proof. All dolled up for her winter commute to work. -30, Icy roads. What more can I say... 
Anyway, I'm lucky that Lee's insane, she provides me with hours of entertainment. Like her insistence on letting meat defrost on the top rack in the fridge, without putting a plate under it. That one gives me plenty of entertainment. Cleaning everything that the blood has dripped onto. Why don't I ask her to use a plate? I do. But she says she forgets. Why don't I ask her to clean it up? I do. But... As the saying goes - tomorrow never comes. *** |